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Irene Adler beat Sherlock Holmes.
Elementary and BBC!Sherlock and that movie with Robert Downey Jr. lied to you.
Sherlock was bested by a woman. Irene Adler. She escapes with the photos in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s novel. Sherlock doesn’t pull some miracle out of his ass and send her to jail, she beats him fair and square.
Ok, continue.
Um, The new films and Elementary BOTH had her having beat him, so..? What are you blabbing on about?
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick
THIS IS THE SKELETON OF A MAN WHO SUFFERED FROM YAOI HEAD SYNDROME
r.i.p.
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